Thursday, November 15, 2007

Tension-Relief in 5 Easy Steps

Step 1:
Get in an empty elevator with a pepperoni stick.

Step 2:
Munch quietly as a gruff, worn man covered in drywall-dust and monstrous finger-calluses gets on with a grunt.

Step 3:
Finish your pepperoni stick in the silence of the elevator-ride.

Step 4:Just before the door opens on your floor, look at the gruff, worn man and say, "I think I just ate one too many pepperoni sticks."
Step 5:
Walk down the hallway to your apartment serenaded by genuine, tension-breaking laughter.

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