Egomania & Dipshittery
Fury and Hilarity from a Jerk with a Thesaurus
Friday, May 25, 2007
A Fine Excuse
[While smoking & pacing on a sidewalk, I inadvertently end up behind two white adolescents wearing
[admiring own necklace]
Where’d you get that nigger-bling?
[I backhand-smack Adolescent #1 in the ear; he turns angrily around to see my shaved-head & smirking tough-guy façade]
I have out of control gesticulation.
Kind of like Tourette’s syndrome, but with hand gestures.
[Both adolescents snarl at me, but walk ahead a few paces and continue their now stilted conversation; I stroll up behind them again, and they cross the street]
[Yelling, once safely across the street]
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