Tuesday, November 20, 2007

150

Brace yourselves, ladies & gentlemen - grab some cake, a handful of napkins for the mess you’re going to make, and maybe a glass of champagne; come, please, and celebrate this 150th pittance of nihilism with yours truly.
Now, isn‘t this lovely? Can’t you feel the ambience?
On to the show: The 150 Greatest Fictional Characters.
Am I expecting arguments? Did this take me a solid week of research? Did my right arm just cramp up from excessive mouse-use?
Oh, yes.
Enjoy, as always, in increments of ten for easier reading:
Ace & Gary
Akbar & Jeff
Animal
Batman
Travis Bickle
Mr. Bill
Martin Blank
Mr. Blond

Herman Blume
Gob Bluth
Zapp Brannigan
Ron Burgundy
C. Montgomery Burns
Butt-Head
Calvin & Hobbes
Carl Brutananadilewski
Eric Cartman

Holden Caufield
Jesus Christ
Max Cohen
Mitch Cohen
Stephen Colbert
Comic-Book Guy
Cool Hand Luke
Vito Corleone
Michael Corleone
Daredevil

Alex DeLarge
JR "Bob" Dobbs
Victor von Doom
Count Dracula
Andy Dufresne
Raoul Duke
Uncle Duke
Tyler Durden
Banky Edwards
Barry Egan

The Eradicator
Professor Hubert Farnsworth
Faust

Felix the Cat
Atticus Finch
Barton Fink
Max Fischer
Flippy
Foreign Man
Tobias Fünke


TS Garp
Jay Gatsby
God
Dr. Gonzo
Dorian Gray
Gil Grissom
Gromit
Groo the Wanderer
The Headless Horseman
Hellboy

Ren Höek
Mr. Horse
Danny Husk
Ignignokt
Tom Joad
John the Savage
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
The Joker
K.
Charles Foster Kane

Rabo Karabekian
Donald Kaufman
Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore
King Lear
Verbal Kint
Mickey Knox
Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski
Hannibal Lecter
Lobo

Madman
Magneto
Marilyn Manson
Marv
Marvin the Martian
Master Shake
The Maxx
Dwight McCarthy
Troy McClure
Shooter McGavin
Ulysses Everett McGill

John McGuirk
Randle P. McMurphy
Megatron
Mentok the Mindtaker
Tony Montana
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Nightcrawler
Mickey O’Neil
Oedipus
Papa Smurf

Det. Frank Pembleton
Pepé Le Pew
Pingu
Q*bert
Don Quixote
Radio Raheem
Emmet Ray
Mark Renton
Bender Bending Rodriguez
Javier Rodriguez Rodriguez

Vic Romano
Benjamin "Lefty" Ruggiero
Agent Sands
Satan
Principal Cinnamon Scudworth
Phil Ken Sebben
Carl Showalter
Homer Simpson
Jack Skellington
Alan Smithee

Snake-Eyes
Walter Sobchak
Capt. Jack Sparrow
Spider-Man
Norman Stansfield
Storm
Leopold "Butters" Stotch
Mr. Strong
The Swedish Chef
Senator Howel Tankerbell

Ted
Richie Tenenbaum
Thor
Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog
Kilgore Trout
Gen. Buck Turgidson
Venom
Vladimir & Estragon
Trent Walker

Walter & Perry
Patrick Wheeler
Ash Williams
Jules Winnfield
Wolverine
Willy Wonka
Sonny Wortzik
Dr. John Zoidberg
T. Herman Zweibel


*There’s ONE female on this list - can you find her?

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